the smoking gun

I love Cinnabon's. My wife has sent me on very specific Cinnabon missions. But, I'm pretty sure I don't love Cinnabon's as much as one man who was arrested recently after he threw a brick through a Wendy's restaurant window when he learned they no longer have Cinnabon's.

From the "How Sick Can You Get" department: This jewel of a guy suffered major de-feet in a Georgia Walmart recently. He went to jail...again...after tricking a young girl into putting her toes in his mouth.

Just imagine where we'd be if some of these creative minds out there were used for good purposes.  The Smoking Gun is reporting on a couple of women with a great idea on how to smuggle drugs into jail--paint them on to the pages of a coloring book.

All right! This guy either has obvious hidden talents or he's just not playing with a full deck. Regardless, Earl Lee Vogt, who was arrested and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction,  still managed to get everything checked off his Christmas list.  Problem was, where to hide the presents?

I love stories like these.  They make me feel so good about myself.  Shamefully, they also make me feel a  little sorry for the dim bulbs they usually center around. You see,  it started off like any other routine home burglary for Timothy Chapek.  He'd break in, locate the goods, and make off with his haul.  Everything was going according to plan until the owner returned.  That's when Chapek's in