Tourons of Yellowstone

Elk are wild animals that can injure you if your approach them.

Tourons are everywhere, not just in Wyoming.

"I want to see his face" is NOT reason enough for someone to be within a few feet of a bison!

John Dutton, Kevin Costner, he deals with a group of tourist in a way most of us wish we could. This could be one of the most priceless moments on television.

Even compared to awesome things, this is amazing. There's an Instagram page dedicated to shaming Yellowstone tourons.