There’s one thing we know for sure about little kids– they can make practically anything seem adorable. Scrunched-up, twisted sour faces? Check. A boppin’ on a bed rendition of Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’? You betcha! Although we’re a little dumbfounded as to how this “everything is ridiculously adorable” thing actually happens, we can’t help but be sucked into the cuteness every darn time. This is especially true when it comes to Halloween.

Costumes are the ideal way for parents to take advantage of a child’s innate cuteness, because there’s no sass factor involved at such a young age. “Mom! Quit dressing me up as a tasty baby burrito!,” is not even a possibility, so what results is a whole slew of ridiculous child and baby costumes. You know– the kind where these future teens will look at pictures and go, “Mom! Why the heck would you ever dress me up as a baby burrito?!” They’re charming, but pretty goofy.

Check out our favorite ridiculous kid costumes below.

DR. EVIL

DONALD TRUMP

HEADLESS KID WITH HEAD IN A JAR

HANNIBAL LECTER

BABY LOBSTER

SHARK ATTACK VICTIM

NACHO LIBRE

PUFFY PURPLE DINOSAUR

Prince

THANKSGIVING DINNER

SACK O’ POTATOES

…ANOTHER LOBSTER (WITH GARNISH)

TASTY BURRITO

LADY GAGA

LIL WAYNE

Alien CHICKEN? Your guess is as good as ours

GANDHI

GIANT EYEBALL

HUMAN PINATA

OOMPA LOOMPA