Have you ever wanted to join the Mile High Club, but can't afford the very discreet $425 version? Well here's an almost foolproof plan. While this video is highly satire-based (and definitely comical), the theory is sound. Starting a loud argument for no reason will probably work. Most of the sane world is anti-confrontational, which is to say, most people would prefer you argued in the bathroom away from the other passengers. Of course this video is way over the top, one can only wonder if this could actually work.