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#1 - Fired Up Over Cold Taters
#2 - Beardweiser
#3 - Stick It!

Eating His Greens

If nothing else, a Pennsylvania man got his daily requirement of greens when he tried to destroy evidence by eating a pot plant.

According to Scranton police Jeremiah Carmody tried to eat the plant after officers showed up at his house to serve a warrant.

His meal plan didn’t work, though. Cops wound up seizing the remains of the Cannabis, along with four pounds of pot, $2,600 in cash and drug paraphernalia.

Carmody faces several drug-related charges. (AP)

Hair-Raising Medical Issue

A 19-year-old girl in India visited her doctor complaining of a loss of appetite, and by the time she left, it was her doctor who had lost his appetite.

After a thorough examination, doctors concluded that the reason she wasn't able to eat or drink anything for a few days was because there was a four-pound hairball in her stomach. It seems the girl's unusual habit of eating her hair and chalk while sitting in class had caught up with her. A team of doctors operated on her and successfully removed the hairy heap. (New York Daily News)



Stop Monkeying Around

A Florida man's pet monkey has been put in timeout after he bit a man at a convenience store.

The 19-year-old monkey, named Mookie, has been sentenced to 30 days of house arrest. Health officials handed down the sentence, thinking that 30 days is enough time to make sure that he is free of all viruses.

When the 30 days are up, and a veterinarian gives him the all-clear, little Mookie could resume all outdoor activities. (Florida Today)

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.