5 Things Wyoming Drivers Yell At Colorado Drivers
I was going to title this "5 Things Wyoming Drivers Yell In Traffic", but this is Wyoming- we don't have traffic.
That doesn't stop us from yelling at other drivers. More often than not Colorado drivers. The instant we see someone pulling something stupid on the road the Wyoming driver is checking to see where that license plate is from, and then comes the screaming:
1). HARD TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SEE TWICE AS MANY LANES - COLORADO?
That would be the first reference to a stoned driver. More of those are coming.
2). Turn RIGHT You Lefty!
As you can see here - politics will play into this.
3). What's the matter HIPPY! Having Trouble Seeing Through Those Smelly DREADLOCKS?
WOW a double shot, both hygiene and fashion.
4). Well, lookie here... One Toke Over The Line Sweet Jesus - GET BACK IN YOUR LANE COLORADO!
That would be your second stoner joke, with a musical reference to boot.
5). Keep driving to Canada, Colorado. You're uncle's still up there wondering if Vietnam is over.
There are enough insults out there to write a book.
In situations like this, it's hard to understand just what the Wyoming driver is yelling at. It's not like the other driver can hear him. Maybe it's the principle of the matter?
I also wonder... what kind of things do the Colorado drivers yell back? I'll ask someone from Colorado to see what he says.
VIDEO BONUS: One Toke Over The Line.