Danny Gallagher
11 Reasons You’re Going to Be the Target of an April Fool’s Day Prank
April Fool’s Day is just around the corner and that means rubes all over the world are bound to have their toilet seats super glued, their coffee spiked with garlic and their lives turned into someone else’s entertainment.
Couple Gets a Special Visitor to Their Wedding – The Queen of England
Nobody likes a wedding crasher, except when it’s the Queen of Friggin’ England. Then she’s just a special guest.
In this case, however, the couple invited Queen Elizabeth II to their wedding…and the crazy part is that she actually showed.
10 Signs That You’ve Booked a Bad Cruise
The cruise vacation industry hasn’t exactly had the most stellar year. Thanks to the recent sinking of the Costa Concordia, vacationers are fleeing from cruises like a rat diving off a sinking ship (but enough about the captain).
The trick to giving yourself any good vacation is knowing what you’re getting into, so if any of these tell-tale signs pop-up, then it’s time to abandon ship.
Strange Green Liquid in Dallas Waterway Isn’t for St. Patrick’s Day
Cities like Chicago dye their rivers green to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Dallas, however, isn’t trying to start their own green tradition, at least not intentionally.
A waterway just outside of the Medical City Dallas Hospital started to fill with a mysterious green goo last Wednesday.
10 Clues You’re About to Be Fired
Times are tough and big business types are looking for excuses to reduce their workforce to preserve their ridiculous salaries, unnecessary bonuses and pure ivory staplers that only work with staples made of gold.
If you fit one of the following signs, it might be time to get your resume in order and feather dust your neglected LinkedIn page.
Save Your Pennies By Making Your Own Shamrock Shake at Home
McDonald’s Shamrock Shake usually comes once a year around St. Patrick’s Day, but as the holiday passes, so does the elusive tasty beverage. Now you don’t have to be in March (or Irish) to enjoy one year round.
10 Signs You Are Too Excited About St. Patrick’s Day
There are few holidays that create more excitement and festiveness than St. Patrick’s Day. All over the country, people crowd the local pub in green clothes where they guzzle a ton of green beer, only to puke it back out in a green mess and wake up the next day in a green haze.
Of course, just like the crazy uncle in your family who thinks he’s Santa Claus in July, some people can take a good th
10 Signs You Are Working Too Much
The working class is being stretched thinner than a pair of Capri pants on the guy who plays Mike on ‘Mike & Molly.’ If hiring doesn’t start soon, employees are going to suffer a full-on breakdown that could grind the workforce to a halt.
10 Ways Mitt Romney Can Make His Campaign More Exciting
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney might be squeezing out a lead in the Republican primaries, but his dull demeanor and lukewarm personality have turned him into a giant Ambien on the electorate, even for some of the people in his own party.
Rick Santorum’s Son Caught Yawning Up a Storm During Dad’s Super Tuesday Speech
A lot of political pundits and pickers have said the GOP’s nomination race hasn’t been able to fire up a lot of people. Well, it seems that Rick Santorum even has trouble firing up his own family.
10 Signs That Gas Prices Have Gotten Completely Out of Control
Anyone who has a car and a reason to go somewhere may have experienced a little weight loss this month. It’s not because they’ve been power walking, watching what they eat or doing more activities that don’t involve the use of a Snuggie. It’s because their wallets and purses weigh a lot less.
Man Who Thought He Lost His Dog to Tornado Has Tearful Reunion
Whoever says the news doesn’t print enough good news these days needs to see these photos of a victim of the recent tornadoes finding the dog he lost in the storms.
Greg Cook of Limestone County, Ala. lost a lot during the recent tornadoes that slammed the Midwest. The
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