Cock-A-Doodle Dude – Redneck Headlines

Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK
#2 - COCK-A-DOODLE DUDE!
#3 - MEAT ME IN THE BATHROOM

CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK

A South Dakota woman made a real boob of herself by breaking into a home and attempting to breast-feed the baby of the owner.

The mom, who was not identified, was awakened by her dogs, and found Rebecca Silva sleeping at the foot of her bed. When roused, the intruder immediately went over to the woman's two-month-old baby and attempted to breast-feed her.

Silva insisted she was invited into the home, saying, "She gave me her pajamas. She lied to the cops that I broke into her house. I did not try to feed her baby. That didn't happen."

Source: New York Daily News

COCK-A-DOODLE DUDE!

A rooster in Tennessee has proven that he's no chicken -- by taking up residence at a restaurant specializing in the finger-lickin-good parts of his fine-feathered friends.

The bird has taken to visiting Gus's Fried Chicken in Collierville every day, clucking and pecking around for food specks. He'll even occasionally plant his drumsticks next to the joint's mascot, a three-foot high mirror image of himself.

He's remained safe so far, but a local animal services official voiced concerns, saying, "I've tried reasoning with him. I told him it's not good for him to be hanging around Gus's and that he might get himself in trouble. He doesn't listen."

Source: Memphis Commercial Appeal

MEAT ME IN THE BATHROOM

A Georgia woman really brought home the bacon - and the ham and the sausage, by emptying out the refrigerator of a good Samaritan who allowed her into his home to use the bathroom.

The woman, who was known around the neighborhood for living in a shack near the victim's home, knocked on his door and pleaded to use the bathroom. The homeowner agreed, giving her some privacy to do her business, but came to check after hearing odd noises in his kitchen.

When he went to check out the situation, he found the woman had pigged out on the contents of his fridge including packages of pork chops, bacon and other porky products.

Source: Barrow Patch