Devil And The Penicillin Made Him Do It – Redneck Headlines

Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - CHUG-A-LUG THUG
#2 - THE DEVIL AND THE PENICILLIN MADE HIM DO IT
#3 - WEEKEND AT ROMNEY'S

CHUG-A-LUG THUG

There's a jail sentence on tap for a Florida crook who broke into a parked mini-van and stole some stuff, but left behind a can of malt liquor bearing his fingerprints and DNA.

Ahmad "Ace" Braxton left the half-finished Steel Reserve in the front passenger seat of the vehicle after making off with an armful of CDs and a sports bag. Cops quickly submitted the can for analysis and turned up Braxton's name in their database.

Source: NWF Daily News

THE DEVIL AND THE PENICILLIN MADE HIM DO IT!

An off-duty Virginia cop nearly went out in a blaze of glory after attacking firefighters and demanding an audience with Jesus while under the influence of drugs - antibiotics he was taking for his bronchitis!

Bradley Colas was on his way to Philadelphia, where he says he had an appointment to meet with the Man Upstairs, when he crashed his car. Undeterred, he began walking down the highway, waving a gun and demanding to be driven to the city of brotherly love.

When the firefighters tried to help calm Colas down, he pulled out a knife and stabbed them, inflicting minor wounds, because he thought they were demons.

He's currently under observation at a psychiatric hospital.

Source: WTKR

WEEKEND AT ROMNEY'S

A Massachusetts woman who showed up to vote in last week's elections was turned away by poll watchers - because she was "dead."

Maureen McCloskey, who's 84 years old, but very much alive, kicked up quite a fuss when informed of her own passing. She managed to convince the folks handing out ballots that she was, in fact, still breathing, and still registered to vote.

McCloskey said, "I read the papers. First the thing I look at is the obituary. And I said I didn't even find my name on the obituary page."

Source: WTSP