Flame-Broiled Battery – Redneck Headlines

Help! I'm Drunk And Jealous

A Tennessee woman was arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to complain that her male neighbor had a crush on her husband.

The woman, who was allegedly intoxicated, refused to listen when she was told she couldn't use 911 for a non-emergency situation. So when she made her next call, she phoned in her own arrest.

She was charged with unlawful use of 911. (Murfreesboropost.com)

Flame-Broiled Battery

A Florida man who had a beef with his girlfriend was arrested after he allegedly smashed a burger in her face.

Sean Felipe Campbell was charged with domestic battery and violating his probation after he reportedly grabbed a hamburger that his girlfriend, Gale Deem, was eating and pushed it into her face.

Police who arrived on scene reported that there was ground beef on Deem’s face, head and in her hair. There were also bits of burger on the floor.

Campbell claims he only smacked the burger out of her hand, and did not hit her in the face with it.

He was taken to Hernando County Jail. (WTSP.com)

Granny's Ganja Cookies

A three-year-old boy in California wound up in the hospital after eating some of his grannny’s cookies … her marijuana cookies.

The grandmother, who has cancer and was prescribed marijuana by her doctor, had baked a batch of the pot pastries a week earlier and had stored them in a garage fridge.

The family had no idea that the boy had gotten into the cookies − but knew something was wrong when he wouln’t get out of bed, even after sleeping 16 hours.

He was taken to the hospital for observation and released later the same day.

Police are awaiting toxicology results. If marijuana is found in the toddler’s system, the family could face child endangerment charges. (NY Daily News)