How To Know If You’re An Irritatating Wyoming Shopper

The easiest way to piss off a Wyomingite that's trying to make their way through the store and get out as soon as they can is to act a fool.

It's likely that if you're not annoyed when you're going through the store, you're the problem. Weirdly, people wait until they enter a store, lose all their good sense, and irritate the snot out of other shoppers.

I learned long ago that if I'm heading into the store, it's a good idea to say my shopping prayer before leaving my vehicle.

Dear Lord,

 

Please keep me from being rude to other shoppers. Please allow me to get in and out without veering from my shopping list or intentionally running someone over. Please keep other shoppers out of my way so I can get in and out. Please keep my anger in check and allow me to be a good person.

 

Thank You, Amen.

Sometimes, the prayer keeps me calm and collected, but most of the time, I'm not that lucky. I find myself huffing and puffing because other shoppers are too slow, the store is out of the product I'm looking for, or I see something irritating.

After chatting with our Facebook family, I realized I'm not the only one irritated in the store. I immediately felt a little better and thought it would be a good idea to find out everyone else's shopping pet peeves. Sure enough, they were all mostly the same as mine.

We all chipped in and created a list of what other shoppers do to exacerbate our frustrations.