Money Is The Root Of All Stupidity – Redneck Headlines

Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - HOLY ELECTRIC BILL
#2 - MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL STUPIDITY
#3 - TO LOVE, HONOR AND SLITHER

HOLY ELECTRIC BILL!

Most Americans believe in the power of God, but one Florida woman says she has absolute proof - thanks to a vivid image that showed up on an electric meter near her home.

The woman, who was not identified, says that she was on her mobile home's patio, engrossed in prayer, when she happened to glance over at the meter and saw an image of Jesus Christ. She called neighbors, many of whom came over to take photos of the image.

She had no answer as to how the image got there but said, "Maybe it's a sign of his soon-coming, or maybe it will help lift other people up."

Source: WTSP
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL STUPIDITY

A Florida woman gave new meaning to "money laundering" by convincing some gullible neighbors that their cash had been contaminated by evil spirits which she could wash off, for a fee.

Olivia Evans will spend 15 months behind bars for the crime, and will also have to return the money, which was apparently not evil enough for her to let it out of her sight.

She'll also be forced to return a bunch of expensive Rolex watches which she collected by telling their owners that the crystals were vortexes that demons used as a portal in and out of hell.

Source: Tampa Bay Times
TO LOVE, HONOR AND SLITHER

A British woman decided to put her wedding on hold in order to take care of the needs of another guy - her pet lizard, who was in need of several sessions of chemotherapy.

Lizzie Griffiths took the $4,700 she was planning to spend on the nuptials and use it to pay off medical bills for George, the bearded dragon she adopted last year.

Groom-to-be Chris Fisher acknowledged that he knew George would always come first in their relationship, and insists he's fine with that arrangement -- which may mean dealing with a nice cricket-frosted wedding cake.

Source: UPI