Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - STEALING MORE THAN A KISS
#2 - ON PAPER, IT'S A GOOD IDEA
#3 - THAT'S SOME RUFF TESTIMONY

STEALING MORE THAN A KISS

We've heard of going to a drive-in movie on a date, but a drive-out movie? That was the idea hatched by a Florida man who bolted from a theater when the lights lowered and stole his date's car. For more CLICK HERE


ON PAPER, IT'S A GOOD IDEA

Traffic cops in China are using a high-tech new vehicle in their efforts to slow down speeding motorists, but they won't be able to use it in any chases - that's because it's made entirely of cardboard. For more CLICK HERE

 

THAT'S SOME RUFF TESTIMONY!

Three Great Danes and a pit bull were called to the stand in a trial of two people accused of neglecting them, but they chose to assert their right to remain silent. Merlin, Patches, Coco and Raven were subpoenaed by the defense lawyer, who thought jurors looking at them would be convinced they'd been well treated. For more CLICK HERE

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.

More From My Country 95.5