Rodeo Rick’s Redneck Headlines – Dec 9th

Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HE LOST A FINGER
#2 - A SPANKING FOR HIS PLANKING
#3 - JUSTICE IS FOR THE BIRDS

ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HE LOST A FINGER!

A British man was feeling anything but tidings of comfort and joy when he went to his kids' school Christmas play and got his finger bitten off by the dad of another student. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Daily Telegraph (U.K.)

A SPANKING FOR HIS PLANKING

A Wisconsin man was slapped with a $300 fine for disturbing the peace and being months behind the times, by planking on top of a police car in full view of the officers. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Manitowoc Herald Times

JUSTICE IS FOR THE BIRDS

An elderly Massachusetts woman is feeling less than ducky after being hit with criminal charges -- wait for it ... for feeding the ducks at three ponds near her home. For more CLICK HERE

Source: CBS