Rodeo Rick’s Redneck Headlines – Nov. 11th

Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - A NASTY POTTY INVITATION
#2 - X MARKS HIS PANTS
#3 - WHERE THERE'S A SMOKE ALARM, THERE'S FIRE!

A NASTY POTTY INVITATION

Back in the old days, folks tried to get revenge by wrapping an enemy's house or car in toilet paper.  Which probably sounds pretty good to a Florida police officer who left his home to find his cruiser completely covered in human waste.  For more CLICK HERE

Source: Miami Herald

X MARKS HIS PANTS

It's game over for a Pennsylvania man who expressed his disappointment at not getting hired by a Best Buy store by walking over to the games department and stealing an X-Box.  For more CLICK HERE

Source: UPI

WHERE THERE'S A SMOKE ALARM, THERE'S FIRE!

A British fire department has stopped handing out free smoke alarms to residents, not because they've run out of cash, but because one of them nearly burned down a woman's home! For more CLICK HERE

Source: Sun (U.K.)