Rub A Dub Dumb – Redneck Headlines

Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - RUB-A-DUB-DUMB!
#2 - EXTRA DISCREDIT
#3 - TAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

RUB-A-DUB-DUMB!

Three boozed-up Canadian guys decided to update the old nursery rhyme about three men in a tub by stripping naked and piling into a shopping cart for a ride through the car wash.

The trio of 23-year-olds screamed loudly enough to wake up the neighbors, who called cops to check on the commotion. When the deputies arrived, they found the dripping doofuses getting dressed and trying to high-tail it out of there.

No charges were filed against the threesome, who managed to avoid injury in the precarious run in part because they didn't hit the hot wax button, we'd guess.

Source: UPI

EXTRA DISCREDIT

A high school teacher in Pennsylvania got a big, ugly "F" for adding a text of his own to his class curriculum one that asked one of his female students to send over same nude photos, that is.

Timothy Moll is likely to get more than just a week's detention for the x-rated request -- in which he promised to boost the girl's grade in exchange for some dirty pictures. Rather than grab her camera, she flipped open the phone to call cops.

Moll was taken in for booking on one count each of corruption of minors and unlawful contact with a minor.

Source: WFMZ

TAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

An Idaho man was fingered by his own arm when he tried to pass off a false identity to a police officer, who noticed that the guy had his real name tattooed on his forearm.

The cop said that the man, who was walking a dog, struck him as suspicious, so he stopped to ask some questions. The 19-year-old identified himself as Emiliano Velasco, but had the name "Contreras" inked on his arm.

The first name didn't show up in any database, but the second did and it matched the birthdate given by the dude, who admitted to being Dylan Contreras and having three outstanding warrants.

Make that four: He was charged with providing false information.

Source: Associated Press