Would You Wear These Crocs with Fanny Packs on Casper Mountain?

There's a new fashion option available that you didn't know you needed. You can now get Crocs with fanny packs. Would you wear this on your next Casper Mountain adventure?

Business Insider was one of the many media sites that broke the news of this new marriage between shoes and storage. Crocs with fanny packs are a creation of Beams. They're available right now on their Japanese website. By the way, I've done the math and 5940 yen equals around $53. You are welcome.

The curious thing about this is fanny packs were considered one of the great fashion sins of the 80's and 90's. There's that famous pic of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wearing one that he's been taunted with for years.

Crocs are the shoe that some poeple ridicule, but just about everyone has owned a pair at some point.

Do two wrongs make a right? Would the convenience of having a small storage pack make this the perfect Casper Mountain adventure companion?