Consider this my Casper Mountain public health warning. It is inevitable that you will one day see this new fashion trend on our mountain. It's muscle leggings and...oh! My eyes! My eyes!

If you look on Amazon, you will now see multitudes of muscle leggings like this one from Roseate. These are sold out at the moment, but plenty more are available.

Roseate, Amazon

Sad and Useless (love that website name, by the way) said these muscle leggings are "the new summer fashion trend no one asked for". Eek.

If I were to wear these, society as we know it would immediately cease to exist. No worries.Will never happen. BUT, someone will eventually sport these on Casper Mountain.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.