Captain America Spotted In Casper
Super heroes are real! The leader of the Avengers, Captain America has been spotted, on foot, in both Casper and Douglas in the last few days.
Although from a distance, his physique (see also: muscle mass) is impressive and he most certainly seems to be playing out the patriotic part... is this the real Steve Rodgers and if so, what is he doing in our next of the woods?
I personally think he is an impostor. Call it hating (if you must), but I have been proudly wearing the mantel of the Star-Spangled Avenger for the last year now and am somewhat wary of anyone stealing my thunder (Thor joke?).
If anyone knows this charlatan, let him know that I hereby issue a challenge for the right to wear the title of Casper's one true Captain America!