Apparently, it was windy last night. Of course, I didn’t realize this because I can, and do, sleep through just about anything (including my wife elbowing me in the side and telling me to get out of bed and feed the baby).

How do I know that it was windy, you ask? Because, when I opened the back door to let our yellow lab Wrangler outside, this is what I saw:


Apologies to my neighbors. I sincerely hope you don’t mind a photo of your back patio being posted online for all the world to see. In my defense, I saw nothing immediately incriminating.