Eww! Eel Removed From Man’s You-Know-What

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This story is eelly disturbing--which is one of the main reasons that I felt compelled to share it with you. The Cowboy is all about shock value y'all.

So this guy in China decides to treat himself to a day at the spa. One of the key selling points is a treatment in which you can take a bath with live eels that feast on your dead skin. (suddenly the dog licking my toes doesn't seem that bad) They've been doing the same thing with small fish for years.

Everything was fine. Eels were getting full. And then..."Nan felt a sharp pain and realized a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder. OMG!!!

Next thing you know, Mr. Lucky is being taken to the hospital for surgery and a new perspective on life.

Here's the full story. Thanks Metro News!

So...ever had anything similar happen? On second thought, we don't want to know.