Book A Romantic Waffle House Valentines Day Dinner

It's a Southern Thing Waffle House

Wyoming needs a Waffle House. Heck, we need at least 3 of them. Why does Colorado get one, but we don't? Wyoming is more of a Waffle House state than Colorado.

Valentines' day will soon be upon us. Saturday, February 14th. Remember that guys. Though we know you won't.

Want to do something different for your lady on Valentines Day? Make a reservation at Waffle House in Colorado. Sorry, but you'll have to drive that far. It's worth it, though. Yes, you will have to make a reservation for this special event.

At locations around the nation, Waffle House will dim the lights for an evening meal. Tablecloths, so you don't have to feel the greasy tables and country tops, and even candles.

Watch Wyoming's radio talk host explain in the video below.

Just a hint, guys, if you make a reservation like this and she turns up her nose at it and maybe is a little mad at you, DUMP HER, she's not worth it.

But if she thinks that going to Waffle House for Valentine's dinner is funny as hell and she is all in, then she is a keeper.

Wyoming doesn't have any Waffle House restaurants.

That's a shame.

They are all over the South.

Eating there can be more fun than people-watching at Walmart.

Sit down, have an omelet-scattered, smothered, and covered- and watch the fun.

FOR EXAMPLE, in the video below, someone, while eating at a Waffle House in the South, captured this video of police dealing with a man who had stolen a tractor.

John Deer, of course.

You'll want to turn the volume up for this one.

The closest Waffle House to Wyoming is in Fort Collins, Colorado.

Why does Colorado get to have all the fun?

Did you know that Waffle House keeps its nearly 2,000 locations open 24/7, even through many natural disasters?

During storms, for example, the restaurant shifts to a limited menu and calls in backup teams.

Government agencies like FEMA actually check to see if any local Waffle House has closed during an emergency situation. It gives them an idea of how bad things are. THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE!

The best time to visit a Waffle House is between 2 am and 4 am on a Saturday night.

This is where you go to watch people who are sketchy during the day.

Imagine how bad they are in the middle of the night.

So, if you can't sleep, and you feel like snacking, don't trade your fridge and then look to see what's on TV.

GO TO A WAFFLE HOUSE!

Get a hot meal and a show.

Would the Waffle House cooperation please think about bringing a few restaurants to Wyoming?

We are the perfect state for them, and we really need them.

Rock Springs is such a mess that they probably need two.