Consider this article a public service for the good of Wyoming's reputation.

It all started when a man in Sweetwater County, who was not from Wyoming, was caught on video, with a horse. I'm not going into the rest of this. You get the idea. You can read about it here if it thrills you.

That is why the Wyoming house and senate are considering a bill that would define and band beastiality in the state.

This leaves both saloon doors wide open for people in other states to make fun of Wyoming for debating such a bill. I'm sure it's happening. We should not be embarrassed by this.

There is a quick way to turn the jokes on them. I'm here to help you with some fast comebacks.

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1). When they joke, "You don't have such laws already? I wonder why not." Your answer is, "We have never needed them until that one guy, probably from YOUR STATE!" Yes, that's correct, the one guy who was caught in the state of Wyoming was not from Wyoming, so we have them on that.

2). "Are the sheep nervous in your state?" They ask of you. Answer, "NO! That is why we have never needed such a law. YOUR STATE, however, has had this law since you became a state... So apparently it's a problem where you come from. By the way, the guy who was caught in Wyoming was not from Wyoming.

3). "That guy was caught with a horse? Must be some lonely cowboys out there." The answer to that is an easy, "NOPE! Lots of beautiful cowgirls in Wyoming. Turns out we had to discuss a bill like this because of lonely people who came visiting from states like yours."

See how easy this is? You get the idea. So, just wait for them to come at you and have fun.

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