"As soon as I saw it start separating, I yelled at everybody, trying to tell everybody to get off the ice," Jay Fountain told K2 Radio News. "At that point, it had been like, maybe three minutes and it was already way too far. Nobody could get off."
The one thing I love about the internet is it can share something pointless with absolutely no context that makes me happy. This is an example of that. It's a squirrel wearing a cowboy hat who is rocking away in a little chair.