Just before the end of 2023, the Onion News posted a state-by-state list of the Most Popular New Year's Resolutions - In Each State.

So, I skipped right to the end of the list.

Wyoming is always last, of course.

Usually, that's hard to do with lots of clicking and scrolling.

But Onion provides a handy way to get right to the state.

I was not sure what to expect.

What would you think they would write, especially when you consider that Onion News just makes everything up, nothing is even close to behind true.

Below is what they said was the most popular New Year Resolution in Wyoming.

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Right - well then.

Not sure what Onion News thinks is going on in this state, but they are actually not too far off.

Here in Wyoming tumbleweeds are always just wandering by and we never stop them to say hello or ask them where they are going.

Care to go back to Russia, where you came from?

Do you miss your homeland?

After reading Wyoming's resolution I figured I'd check out the states around us.

Once again, funny, and not too far off from reality.


Colorado's was "FIND WAY DOWN MOUNTAIN."

South Dakota: "Part Ways With Toxic Horse."

Montana: "Run Head First Into Buffalo For Science."

Utah: "Decorate Bunker."

I'm sure they cold have been a long harder on us all.

But then again, Onion News is written by people who could never get a real job, due to their weird imaginations.

These were the looser geeks in school that nobody paid attention to.

But now we can't wait to hear what they have to say.

Devils Tower As Seen From The Mother Ship

If you've see the movie (documentary) Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, then you know what it looked like to see "The Mother Ship" descending down to Devils Tower.

But what did it look like from the Mother Ship's point of view?

We don't have any actual photos from the Mother Ship

So we recreated the scene using Google Earth and one Nasa Photo.

Gallery Credit: Glenn Woods

Traditional Wyoming Soda Shop Treats

Gallery Credit: Glenn Woods

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