Dead Elk Bags Hunter – Redneck Headlines

A Florida man ended up behind bars after getting a little too saucy during a dispute with his wife and assaulting her with a basket of chicken wings.

Patrick and Darlene Arthur had been working their way through a bottle of wine when their evening took a turn for the worse and he decided to fly the coop only to have her hen-peck him into staying. As the argument escalated, Patrick grabbed the basket of wings he was snacking on and tossed it at his wife of three years, striking her in the upper body and prompting her daughter to call cops.

Though Darlene insisted she didn't want to press charges, her daughter egged the deputies on, and ultimately, Patrick was booked on misdemeanor battery charges.

Source: The Smoking Gun

A British man was hauled into court last month after giving a whole new meaning to the term "sex drive" by trying to get it on with a stranger's Land Rover.

Daniel Cooper was getting tanked with some pals when he left the pub and began to disrobe on the street. He was walking down the road with his pants around his ankles until his gearshift sprang to attention at the sight of the pricey ride. He warmed up with a bit of foreplay on the counter of a fast food restaurant before making his way over to the vehicle and having his way with it.

A judge levied a small fine, but ordered Cooper to refrain from getting gassed up for the next three months. One of his pals said, “Daniel is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.”  Source: Daily Mirror

A hunter in Utah ended up on the horns of a dilemma when he was gored by an elk -- hours after he'd shot it to death!

The 51-year-old marksman had no trouble bringing down the 700-pound critter, but ran into some difficulty after he began trying to roll the carcass over to get it to his waiting vehicle. When he gave the body a shove, he lost control and sent one of the antlers plunging into the side of his jaw.

He called emergency services for help and was transported to a nearby hospital, where he was listed in stable condition.  Source: Associated Press