Fido Got Impounded – Redneck Headlines
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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Fetch Can Kill
#2 - Smart TV, Not So Smart Viewer
#3 - Fido Got Impounded
You didn't know it . . . but apparently fetching sticks can KILL your dog. Veterinarians say splinters in the mouth can cause dogs to choke, bleed to death, or develop a lethal INFECTION. And serious injuries can occur if they run toward a stick that's jammed in the ground. So use fake bones, rubber balls, or Frisbees instead. (Daily Mail)
A 31-year-old in Massachusetts found out his neighbor would be out on Friday, so he busted in and stole her 46-inch flat-screen TV. And he got away with it too. The only problem is . . . he couldn't figure out how to WORK it. So he went BACK to her apartment on Sunday, to ask for the REMOTE. He was arrested. (AP)
A 14-week-old terrier and schnauzer mix puppy was left in a car in Kansas City in April. The car got impounded, and the dog spent a MONTH in the car before anyone noticed him. Somehow he survived on leftover McDonald's food . . . and CIGARS. The dog's weight has TRIPLED in the last month and a half, and he got adopted by a family last week. They're naming him Kia. (KCTV5.com)