Head-Butt Butt-Head – Redneck Headlines

Some Canadian high schoolers weren't satisfied with cleaning out their lockers at the end of the year, so they decided to clean out the whole school – by placing an ad attempting to put it up for sale!

The ad, placed by a group of graduating seniors, shows an asking price of $1.2 million, which includes the grounds of Paul Kane High School in St. Albert, Alberta – and even throws in a full staff, including all full- and part-time teachers.

They also agree to include the sophomore and junior classes at the school, noting to sellers that students are built for "optimal performance," and will "meet your every need," from drama performances to haircuts in the cosmetology lab. (Huffington Post)

A British man was in a little too much of a hurry to get his driver's license – as he proved by leading cops on a high speed chase ... on his way to his driving test!

Mitchell Gough was clocked at 70 miles per hour – more than twice the local limit – by cops who chased him through the streets of Gloucester [pr: GLOSTER} for nearly 10 minutes before he crashed into a parked car. Gough initially took off because he was stopped by an officer on the lookout for a BMW that had been reported stolen by his dad – who didn't know that the 24-year-old had borrowed it for the test.

He'll have to wait a little longer before trying his luck again: A judge, who called his actions "idiotic," banned him from the road for 30 months. (Mirror U.K.)

A Florida man tried using his head to get a trip to jail, by spitting on an officer – after first asking if a head-butt would get him locked up.

Thomas Edwards Jr. first attracted attention by stripping down to his skivvies on the porch of a woman he said was his girlfriend – and explaining that he wanted to be properly dressed in order to propose marriage. When cops arrived, he took off his boxers as well, and told them he wanted to be arrested.

Edwards asked if a head-butt would do the trick, but one of the responding cops warned him not to try it – at which point he spat on the officer, which earned him a shot from a taser and that trip to the pokey he was hoping for. (Orlando Sentinel)