Here’s My Unicorn Passport – Redneck Headlines

A British man was busted after calling the country's equivalent of 911 to complain about an animal control issue – namely, that the hooker he'd hired turned out to be a dog!

The man, whose name was not released, called the emergency number to ask for help because he'd arranged to meet a prostitute who'd placed an ad in a newspaper – but when she arrived, he felt "she mis-described herself totally" and was nowhere near as attractive as he'd hoped. He told the dispatcher that this was a violation of a real British law called the Sale of Goods Act, which requires honesty from sellers of services.

When the officer on the other end of the line informed him that he was actually breaking the law by soliciting sex for hire, he hung up and went down to the station to debate the issue – and was slapped with a summons and a warning that he could face six months in prison for wasting police time. (Sun U.K.)

A wild new craze is sweeping schools in Japan – eyeball licking.

Some people see it as a sexually charged fetish, something like sucking on toes.

Unfortunately, eyeball licking is totally unsanitary, and has led to a massive outbreak of pink eye.

Because of the pink eye, more and more students have been showing up to class with eye patches on.

So if you’re in class and look around, you can see pretty quickly who’s been getting their eyeball-licking freak on. (Telegraph)

Unicorns are real and they fly at least from the UK to Turkey. Just ask 9-year-old Emily Harris, who cleared customs with a toy passport which identified her as a purple unicorn photo and all!

Emily's mother accidentally packed her toy passport with the rest of the family's documents and didn't realize the mistake until after they had cleared customs in Turkey.

The passport, which contained a photo of Lily the unicorn, described her as having black-colored eyes, a height of 37cm, and a giant horn. (HuffingtonPost)