Java Jerk! – Redneck Headlines

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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Like A Bad Neighbor...
#2 - Courthouse Cake Fight
#3 - Java Jerk!

Like a Bad Neighbor

A Florida thug jacked a few hundred bucks from a man at an ATM, but gave some free advice in return, telling his victim to simply call his insurance company to get it replaced.

Seth Heart approached the other man as he was making a deposit and pulled a knife, demanding he hand over the cash. When the guy hesitated, Heart grabbed the dough and fled, turning to say, "Just report it to your insurance company" as he turned the corner.

The victim called 911 with a description of Heart, who was found a short way away, with his discarded clothing in a field down the road. (WPBF)

Courthouse Cake Fight

A Washington woman learned the lesson that you can't have your cake and eat it too when she brought a birthday cake into a courthouse − only to have it attacked by a stranger.

Michelle Flavin decided to bring her child's birthday cake into the courthouse with her − thinking that would be safer than leaving it in the car with her dog. Boy, was she wrong. Flavin passed her chocolate cake through the metal detector, and it was sitting on a table when 50-year-old Robert Eric Fredrickson, who was due to appear in court on an indecent exposure charge, walked up and started grabbing handfuls of the cake.

According to reports, after Frederickson ignored warnings to stop the cake scarfing, he was tackled by a sheriff's deputy, sending cake and frosting everywhere.

Fredrickson was arrested for investigation of third-degree theft. A local Safeway supermarket offered to replace the birthday cake for free. (TDN.com)

Java Jerk!

A Florida man gave cops grounds to arrest him after he poured a cup of hot coffee on a fellow convenience store customer, then stole a second cup to replace the one he wasted.

Brian Daubs had parked his truck illegally, blocking three cars, when he went inside to get caffeinated. When he came out, a driver sitting in one of the blocked vehicles complained, and Daubs responded by opening his driver's side door and tossing the contents of his cup inside.

He went inside for seconds and decided he was due a free refill, so he grabbed one and walked out – right into the waiting arms of an officer who cuffed him for aggravated battery, criminal mischief, retail theft, and resisting an officer. (South Florida Sun-Sentinel)

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