No Ifs Ands Or Butts

All right! This guy either has obvious hidden talents or he's just not playing with a full deck.

Regardless, Earl Lee Vogt, who was arrested and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction,  still managed to get everything checked off his Christmas list.  Problem was, where to hide the presents?

The Smoking Gun is reporting that on Wednesday night, a jailer smelled the odor of marijuana coming from Earl's cell.  Upon detection, he and his cell were searched for further contraband.

They discovered a Kyocera cell phone, MP3 player, ear buds, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash that the tattoo artist had conveniently smuggled in to jail in his rectum.  Holy Houdini!

A sheriff's deputy had previously noticed his discomfort and asked if he was in pain, to which Vogt replied, "no," followed by another confession of sorts, which you'll have to read about, here.

So, in addition to the 4 years Vogt was already scheduled to serve, he is also charged with a felony for bringing a controlled substance into the prison, as well as a misdemeanor charge of unauthorized possession of a wireless communication device.

Here's another one that won't be slipping through the cracks.