Now That’s a Gut Bomb! – Redneck Headlines

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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Wal-Mart Happy Hour
#2 - Crabby Cab Passenger
#3 - Now That's a Gut Bomb!

Wal-Mart Happy Hour

Two Florida women couldn't wait to get their drink on, so they decided to pick up a few bottles of wine at their local Wal-Mart and polish them off while walking around the store.

Alicia Potter and Megan Beck decided to open up their own private lounge at the superstore, and quickly grew belligerent, cursing out fellow patrons and leaving empty bottles in their wake.

The police report says that Potter was pepper sprayed because she kicked and fought deputies while they tried to put her into the patrol car. (WBBH)

Crabby Cab Passenger

A Virginia woman woman may face hate crime charges for calling 911 to report a cab driver for picking her up and committing a DWM which stands for Driving While Muslim.

Jennifer Crabbe dialed the emergency number after she was picked up in a car piloted by Abdikar Aden, and said that she feared for her life because he was clearly "very Muslim." During the ride, the apparently intoxicated woman kept poking Aden in the back of the head and informing him she knew that all Muslims come to the U.S. and serve as taxi drivers for a year to save money so they can blow themselves up.

During the ride, Crabbe's friend tried to calm her down, telling her that Aden seemed like a nice guy, which led her to unleash a string of expletives against the driver and the 911 operator, who declined to pursue Aden on charges of being a Muslim. (WTOP)

Now That's a Gut Bomb!

A New Mexico man is behind bars after offering to serve law enforcement officials one killer burrito – laced with deadly plastic explosives, that is.

Brian DeMarco said that he was plagued by voices that kept peppering him with odd messages, so he needed to get himself into prison where he might be able to get help. In order to get that plan in motion, he dialed the FBI's tip line and threatened to send the gut bomb their way.

DeMarco blamed the feds for putting the voices in his bean in the first place, claiming that the U.S. government planted a tracking device in his head and beamed photons into his brain. (Albuquerque Journal)

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