O.J. Sends ‘Em To Prison – Redneck Headlines

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#1 - Man Injured in Stripper Brawl
#2 - Burglars Hit The Sauce
#3 - O.J. Sends 'Em To Prison

Man Injured in Stripper Brawl

At a strip club in San Francisco, a man was injured when an argument with a dancer led to a fistfight with 15 men who came to her defense.

During the argument, which – of course – was about money, the dancer started to film the guy because he was behaving inappropriately. That angered him and he lashed out by smacking the woman’s phone out of her hand and onto the ground.

She screamed, and 15 men gathered around the man and beat him to a pulp.

Adding insult to injury, the mob ended up stealing his wallet and running away. (San Francisco Chronicle)

Burglars Hit the Sauce

A trio of intruders got a little too saucy with a San Francisco woman earlier this week, breaking into her house and dousing her with barbecue sauce before fleeing the scene.

The woman said she was watching television in her living room when she heard a commotion outside the window and went over to look. When she opened the door a crack, the men forced their way in and surrounded her, but didn't attempt to assault her. Apparently unnerved by her presence, the men didn't even bother stealing anything from her apartment other than the half-filled bottle of sauce that one of them had poured over her head. (San Francisco Examiner)

O.J. Sends 'Em To Prison

A pair of burglars in Oregon will be squeezing into prison uniforms after indulging their fondness for freshly squeezed orange juice – which led cops directly from the scene of their crime to their doorsteps.

The men, whose names have not been released, broke into a home and loaded up on jewelry, electronics and collectible coins which they could've slipped into a vending machine for some O.J. Instead, they grabbed a carton from the fridge and polished it off in the house, leaving the carton on the kitchen floor and allowing cops to extract DNA from where they'd sipped. (Huffington Post)

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