Once Bitten… – Redneck Headlines

Boiling Point?

In Colombia, a woman poured boiling water on her husband’s junk while he was sleeping ... because he had been unfaithful.

Yolivel Lopez allegedly heated up the water and dumped it on Nefer Netan's privates while he was sleeping, after his mistress called her and let her know that they just had sex.

Netan arrived home in the early morning hours and told Lopez that he was tired from having a few drinks with his friends.

She waited for him to fall sleep, and then she struck.

Neighbors said Netan’s screams “pierced the night sky.” (MSN.com)

Unfiltered Stupidity

A Texas woman got burned after she was slapped with a misdemeanor charge for calling 911 to demand someone deliver some cigarettes to her home.

The woman, whose name was not released, dialed the emergency number and asked for the smokes, then provided her address. When asked her identity, she replied "Gary Roberts," but said she'd forgotten how to spell the last name. She then confirmed her whereabouts and hung up – leading to a visit from two deputies.

The caller, described as quite intoxicated, said she “thought it was funny to call 911 for cigarettes,” but wasn't so amused after she was arrested on suspicion of making an abusive call to 911. (Fort Worth Star Telegram)

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