That’s Notta Coolatta! – Redneck Headlines

Hall and Oates brought "Maneater" to life in a spectacular way last week, when one of them bit an eyebrow off the other one's head during a dispute in a Sandusky, Ohio, street fight.

The brawl erupted after Scott Hall left his garage to check on a car that had pulled into his driveway, and says that Roger Oates leapt from the vehicle and immediately tried to pin him to the ground before sinking his teeth into Hall's forehead. Private eyes who were watching the exchange called cops, who came to break it up.

A police source says it "appeared that Hall's eyebrow was bitten all but completely off." Oates was angry that Hall refused to testify in court on his behalf in an upcoming court case. (New York Daily News)

Smuggling Snowglobes

A Colombian woman made a real boob out of herself after she managed to get arrested for smuggling more than two pounds of cocaine into Spain – inside her breast implants.

The unidentified woman's breast intentions became clear when drug sniffing dogs took an unusual interest in her chest, leading a human investigator to note she'd recently undergone some sort of surgery – which she admitted was a breast augmentation.

She was taken to a hospital, where doctors found that the implants had been filled with cocaine and some of the drug had entered the woman's bloodstream. (UPI)

That's Notta Coolatta!

One New Jersey man apparently mistook Dunkin's "time to make the donuts" slogan for "time to make people go nuts" – when he urinated all over the floor in the middle of a dining area.

Thomas Meyers unzipped, mid-afternoon, at a Saddle Brook, New Jersey, location of the chain, in full view of a full house of customers – including a 10-year old girl. The town's police chief seemed baffled at Meyers' actions, saying, "There was a readily available public restroom for patrons within several feet of this inexcusable, disturbing and senseless act."

He's been charged with public lewdness and released on his own recognizance. (NJ.com)