Tool on a Stool – Redneck Headlines

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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - He Couda Had a Pee-8
#2 - Flipping the Bird at Guns
#3 - Tool on a Stool

He Couda Had a Pee-8

A Swedish man is facing vandalism charges after deciding to personally wash down the produce section in a local supermarket ... with his own pee.

The man, whose name was not released, walked into the Hempkop market and made his way to a fruit display, where he sprayed down a display of apples and oranges using the hose that God gave him. The owners of the store estimate that the DIY marinating job did about $150 in damage to inventory, which they plan to try to recover by suing.

Police who responded to the scene say the man was aggressive and needed to be restrained. He was described as "apparently intoxicated." (Orange News)

Flipping the Bird at Guns

A Wisconsin man found a way to tell gun owners to cluck off -- by carrying a live chicken around the streets to protest a law that bans our feathered friends while making it legal to tote a firearm anywhere in town.

Mark Scheffler, who's part of a group of Appleton residents with the motto "Cluck or Duck," brought the bird to his local farmers market as a counter-protest against two neighbors who took semi-automatic weapons to the same place last month.

Charles Branstrom, one of the gun guys, mocked Scheffler, saying, "There's food being prepared down here and it's illegal. [Chickens] can be a health hazard."

Officers say the poultry protest didn't prompt any citations. (WBAY)

Tool on a Stool

A New Zealand man raised the bar for driving under the influence when had to be rushed to the hospital after a serious accident -- in which he crashed a motorized bar stool.

The 62-year-old, who was not identified, had built the oddball vehicle himself, by grafting an old fashioned bar stool onto a go-kart, and thought it would be the best way for him to get home from his local pub. The plan didn't go all that well -- after getting up to speed, the man drove off the road and totaled the thing.

He's facing numerous charges, including operating a non-roadworthy vehicle. Cops are looking to determine whether or not alcohol was involved. (News.com)

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