‘Twas The Week Before Christmas – A Poem By Cowboy Troy

Seasons Greetings!  Can you believe we are just a week away from Christmas?!  It's crazy...and exciting...and magical.  In honor of this blessed event, I would like to present to you a poem.  It's completely original, and I'd say the literary equivalent of a popcorn ball.

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the station

The staff were all suffering from sleep deprivation

The vans had been stuffed by Donovan with flair

TeeRoy was out streaking; the result of a dare

And I with my airhorn had Jon set a trap 

To wake up poor Rick from his afternoon nap

When out in the parking lot there arose such drama

You would've thought someone had justed captured Osama

And from behind this girl's strutting thighs would appear

Butt a snowball stripper battle with many a bare rear 

'The balls were a'flyin'!  The girls were a'gigglin'

The air staff was hypnotized by all of the wigglin'

They said not a word but continued to play

While I silently pondered what my mother would say 

The colorful thongs glistened bright in the Sun

As these babes smacked their targets and attempted to run

The fun finally ended and our girls said goodbye

We all then returned to our chores with a sigh

Sharing a quick glance as they drove out of sight

Knowing Christmas is always better with a little snowball fight

Merry  Cristmas!!