“Cowboy” Troy Helps Miranda Get It Right

Hey Y'all, if you're like me then you not only never win any of the office pools this month, but you're also a big Miranda Lambert fan.

Well since Miranda's been on a major award-winning streak lately, (and no doubt making more money) she thinks you'll notice some changes when her "The Revolution Continues" Tour rolls into selected cities.

"I think we're gonna upgrade our production a little bit for the next round in the spring and try to, you know, just try to keep the fans… you know, I don't want people that came to the show in the fall to have to see the same show. You know, if they buy a ticket I wanna give 'em something different so… probably some new covers and change the set up a little bit and just try to make it better than last time… just keep doing that the rest of my career is what I hope to do."

That's pretty cool and all, but I have a few more specific suggestions. So from the same mind that brought you insane porcupine tricks and flashbacks of "Bronco Billy," comes:

"Cowboy" Troy's Top 11 Ways to Improve Miranda Lambert's Tour. (REJECTED)

11) Shoot and dress a live deer during Only Prettier

10) Sing Me And Charlie Talking on a ferris wheel

9) Bring a huge aquarium with sharks and electric eels

8) Breathe fire

7) Wear a salad costume (she's drawing comparisions to Lady Gaga)

6) Go Alice Cooper and use an electric chair

5) 3-way wrestling with Martina McBride and Carrie Underwood

4) Dissect a house for her to walk around and reminisce in while performing The House That Built Me

3) Bring in fiancee Blake for a rockin' cover of I Got You Babe

2) Bring "Cowboy" Troy up for an even more rockin' cover of Islands In The Stream

And the number one way to improve Miranda Lambert's tour is: