Blake Shelton And Miranda Lambert Wedding In Two Days [Top 11]

It's the biggest thing to hit Texas since Hurricane Ike. Of course, we're talking about Saturday's big wedding between Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.

Blake's a funny and mischievous dude. Will he try to prank, or be humming It's All about Tonight down the aisle? Miranda's fast and feisty. Will she have to pull out some Gunpowder And Lead on his Hillbilly Bone? You know that cake's not coming out of this alive.

Regardless they're ready to make it legal and we're plum tickled for whom some may soon be calling the reigning Prince and Princess of Country music.

If I may be so bold, I'd like to offer the top 11 things that I would enjoy seeing at Miranda and Blake's wedding.

11) Carrie Underwood sans husband and virtue

10) A cameo by Miley Cyrus

9) A wedding cake in the shape of a Trace Adkins

8) A duet between the two on islands In The Stream

7) A duet between the two on Daytime Friends

6) A duet between the two on The Bull And The Beaver

5) Some sort of a disagreement

4) Neal McCoy stealing the show

3) Tears of happiness

2) The actual birth certificate